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THE OFFICIAL SITE OF HOMIES
iPads- Now only $19.99!*
*This is not a legal sale. We are in no way connected to Apple. Do not try to buy. You will get stabbed 17 times.
Official Homie Shoes!
$19.99!*
*This is a real sale. However, we only have one pair in stock, and it is size 9 Men's. It is in..... perfect .... condition.
Homie Bracelets... Real Gold!!*
On Sale For $9,999.99!
*Bracelets are made out of plastic. However, a thin layer (.0001 nanometer) of gold is sprayed on!
Homie Jackets! Now only $59.99!*
*Used. Not in good condition (10+ stains and rips). Shipping and handling: $150.
Homie Jacket - 2.0!
Now only $89.99!*
*Like the other Homie Jacket, this is in HORRIBLE condition. Lol Homies.
Homie Pants!
On Sale For $129.99!*
*Shipping and Handling rates applied. Only in select states (Chinatown). Pockets not included.
NEW! Homie hat, beanie edition. $79.99* ON SALE!
*If you buy this, it will not come. Your money will be donated to a local charity, HelpTheHomies.gov
Officail Homie Shoes - 2.0!
Buy them now for $29.99*
*This is an officail homie sale! Size 9, with a crease the size of the grand canyon!
The spoon of scoop. Real Gold. Scoop any girl you want. The ultimate Homie Item. $1,000,000.99
The Real Deal!
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